this is the nice man who sure took his sweet time driving in front of me on the way home tonight. i guess when you’re that excited about the lord, you’re not really in much of a hurry to get anywhere that isn’t heaven.

i, on the other hand, am in a huge hurry to get to this weekend. why? cause i’m going to both freaking days of coachella, that’s why, bitches! good fortunes have smiled upon me and now i get to see dozens of good bands and all i have to do is bear some 106 degree heat [gulp]. if god were really awesome, he would have made this event near the beach instead of in the damn desert. let’s see the emo kids try to wear sweaters to this cursive show; i dare them!

i can’t begin to say how worth the sweat it’s going to be though — i got free tickets for me and my roommate through work, along with vip bracelets and passes to the spin party saturday night. so it’s all free rock AND free booze. what’s not to like? it’s even worth probably having to sleep in my car parked at a rest stop off the freeway saturday night. but who cares, we get to see radiohead and the flaming lips within 24 hours of eachother! and a pixies reunion show! and 2manydjs! and and and…

well i don’t want to rub it in or anything *coughallforfreecough*.

[now hearing this: modest mouse.]