me at the prospect of getting a card in celebration of what was formerly known as ‘secretaries’ day’, only recently updated to the slightly less embarrassing ‘assistants’ day’ or ‘administrative professionals’ day’: not exited. actually, possibly offended, despite the fact that, yes, the word ‘assistant’ is part of my job title.

me at getting a card in celebration of aforementioned, containing 50 dollar amazon.com gift certificate: excited! thank you so much! it’s so nice to be appreciated to the tone of free video games and comic books to be shipped in 1-2 business days.

the only surprise more pleasant would be getting promoted out of the position that betokens such a card, with the commensurate raise allowing me to buy more video games and comic books on my salary. not bitter though! very honestly. i love my job and i like free stuff, so i’m happy all around. the promotion nod will come soon enough on its own. happy holiday-formerly-known-as-secretaries’-day!