today i have eaten 5 donuts and one sizeable piece of pumpkin cheesecake, and drank some water.

i think tonight i should try just eating a bag of sugar with a ladle instead of bothering with all this chewing bullshit.

i also have to call the girl back i met before thanksgiving. when i called her last week she told me about her serious back problems and how they had to give her a shot in the spine. is that cool or what? never question my taste in women ever again.