decent weekend. friday night i drank a glass of beer a yard long, which was more of an ordeal than a pleasure. i sure did drink a glass of beer a yard long though. saturday night i went to a birthday party and talked to a cool girl who wrote her phone number on my hand. i have to call her back tonight and figure out how to see her again someday.

if you want me to die, then this is your answer. i would love love love love LOVE to hang this on my wall — and it would go so well with my other posters. but if you buy this for me, i am going to be killed. don’t be so stupid. you don’t want me to die, do you? neither do i. it is a nice poster though.

plus: i love the movie american psycho. we watched it again last night after some delicious soup from steff and after arrested development wrapped up (which is great, by the way. driving the stair car left over from the recently-sold family jet was brilliant). i can’t possibly grow tired of hearing that dialogue. the tone of every conversation between the wall street guys is priceless.

i have to return some videotapes.

[now hearing this: mad guided by voices, for real.]