five sake bombs in less than an hour will, if you’re me, accomplish several things. like making you feel briefly like throwing up but be able to get over this shortly afterward. like getting you really quite drunk considering the four or five beers that preceded them (and the two that followed). like make a big mess of your friends’ living room. like ensuring that 12 people have a really fun night. or like making you dizzy when you wake up the next morning, but dizzy and happy.

when i went into the bathroom this morning it smelled like macaroni and cheese. i have no idea why.

[now hearing this: houson – head like a road map, as i load selected tracks into ye olde ipod.]