the great big collapsing birthday is coming up on saturday, and i almost forgot to realize that fact in time. now i can plan a big party, with my laptop as the guest of honor and my typing fingers as keynote speakers (get it?). and root beer floats. just because.

actually how about just the root beer floats and no lame blog party. everyone, please spare me the embarrassment of going back to read the initial entries, because i truly value the small scraps of respect i may have tricked you into having for me.

[now hearing this: trailer for the dangerous lives of alter boys, which i’m hoping to go see in a few hours.]