my job in entertainment marketing requires i peruse certain entertainment trade magazines, e.g. the hollywood reporter, where i get to read fascinating and up-to-the-minute tidbits like this:

“paramount pictures and mtv films have teamed with rapper ludacris to develop a comedic feature film around the rap star tenatively titled ‘skip day’. the film is described as ‘house party’ meets ‘ferris bueller’s day off’ set in atlanta. it’s about a high school teenager (ludacris) and his buddy, who are transferred from an innter-city school to an uptight suburban prep school where they turn things upside down in their quest to initiate a skip-day among the senior students.”

turn things upside down? oh my god.