a class that only offers a single section, which runs once a week from 6:30 to 9:50pm? that sounds impossible, and if not then at least just plain awful. but yes, i have that unique pleasure. of being in school until 10 on thursdays. what was i thinking? “oh, i should take this, i’ll learn some useful stuff…”

well all i have to say is that this class faces even more pressure than a regular one does to deliver some sort of usable or interesting content. i’m giving up most of my evening for this “introduction to advertising” it proposes to give me. i demand quality here. of course, i should consider the fact that maybe it’s at night because the professor works during the day at some advertising job and could maybe be a good person to get to know as far as a career move…

god i hate having to think about “networking”. i don’t think my people skills are what they should be if i’m going to shmooze my way into a well-paid business career. i would be better suited to reviewing books or something, where i almost never have to rely on personal skills for success. i guess that’s what i’m here for though: to learn!

let’s practice:

“yes sir, that was a good joke, how about a raise?”

“can i get you more coffee sir? how about a promotion?”

“please don’t lay me off because i’m the new guy, i have to pay for my college loans, sir. shall i assume the position?”

haha… just don’t let me get away with posting dilbert jokes. if this happens, please force a cyanide pill down my throat.