sooooo slooooooow….

but i persist. cannot let collapsing collapse just because i’m not on the university’s T1 line. oh no, i am dedicated.

what do you buy for your parents for christmas when they don’t really have anything you could clearly define as “interests”. i mean with me, ask me for a long list of music or film selections that i would love to have, and you’ve got a cake way to get me some gifts i would really love. but my parents, they aren’t into movies, or music, or really anything like that. so i get to just go out shopping i guess until something strikes my fancy. and you can imagine how fun that will be. i hope to eliminate some of the hassle by going out now in the middle of the afternoon on monday though, when hopefully the crazy shopping people will be at a reduced level. i am planning on packing some heat though in case things get sticky out there.

off i go then. hopefully i won’t get in a wreck, i don’t think i’ve driven at a car since last christmas since that was the last time i was here at home and i don’t have a car at school. but it should be just like riding a bike, only with more wheels, and far greater destructive potential. right? i’ll try not to kill anyone who doesn’t deserve it, don’t worry.

i don’t know why i’m so morbid today, i’ve been playing tony hawk instead of grand theft auto even. maybe it’s just being in texas that makes me want to kill, but since i don’t hunt or fish or commit hate crimes then i just imagine myself committing cartoonish acts of random violence. stop your worrying though, it’s all imaginary.

come on patrick, you’re the boy next door…

(guess the quote and you are a badass)