i realized a couple things in the shower this morning.

one, when you’re in our shower, you can hear whether or not the shower is running in the apartment directly below us, since this is your average grid-like apartment building and their shower is right beneath ours. and the apartment below us is occupied by four girls. so that means if i get in the shower and hear water running in the pipes already, that means there’s a naked girl standing directly below me. how ’bout that.

two, my roommate and i were driving back to the pad from getting jack in the box drive through last night, along the greek row, and there were a bunch of girls going from sorority house to sorority house looking at the decorations (they all dolled their houses up real nice for the season…much more appropriate than t-shirt wearing carollers). some of them were wearing santa hats and stuff too. i just realized this morning that if i had leaned out the window and yelled “HO HO HO” at all the sorority girls, i would have been really funny. (that is not a typo. i didn’t mean ‘it’ would have been funny. i would be. that’s right, me.)

oh, and i just realized thing number three, even though i’m not in the shower: i’m late for work.