a nice quote of the day from tonight’s living room chill session:

dom, josh, myself and shannon are sitting and talking. dominic recalls: “oh, i saw the girl with the nicest ass ever on the way home from class tonight…” (he goes into some details, we laugh).

shannon: “boys are so gross. i consider you guys the cream of the crop, the nicest boys i know, and here you are talking about some girl’s ass.”

dom: “what do you want me to do, come back and say, ‘oh, today i was so nice‘?”

and that last part was in the appropriate prissy voice. it was hilarious.

i hope he doesn’t mind that i’m always taking his material and sharing it in this public forum. if he ever decides to do standup, you will have already heard half of his act through me because i think he’s so funny.