from the family guy i just finished watching:

“does the idea of a geocentric universe give you a hard-on!?”

“sir, yes sir!”

“do you want to make 16th century mathematician johannes keplar your bitch!?”

“sir, yes sir!”

oh my god why can’t more television make me laugh so much. and include references to the age of enlightenment. (or late rennaissance maybe? see, it’s even ever so slightly over MY head, which is something i almost never have to worry about with tv, believe it or not.)

i love that show.

in other news, i found out — over a week after interviewing and repeated “i’ll get back to you by the end of the day tomorrow” emails — that i didn’t get job #1, but that just means i get to take the easier job with no dress code instead. good enough for me. my only problem was that the man who interviewed me, in the most recent email, said “if you don’t hear from me by midday tomorrow, go ahead and take the other offer” instead of saying “we went with another candidate, sorry” or something straighforward. the only reason i found out for sure is that i bumped into him on the way to one of my business classes today. i can’t say i’m upset at not getting it, but i’m just disappointed in the lack of courtesy in being so roundabout in saying “we aren’t hiring you”. people are so weird sometimes.

speaking of which, i’m going to read about a psycho killer now.