holy crap i almost forgot that it’s my little sister’s birthday. i just sent her a darling d-film to wish her well. they’re better than e-cards because you get to write them. how fun. if you read this, you should email her and wish her happy birthday. it would make me laugh to know that people that don’t know her wished her a happy 15th birthday.

or you could wish her a happy any numbered birthday, really. i’d still laugh.

mmm, root beer.