whew. very full weekend. friday we engaged in minor hooliganism and hotel room trashing — those neighbors and their minibar will learn not to leave their doors propped open. i think saturday night i drank nearly a pint of whisky, not to mention the several gleaming golden cans of coors (rockies successfully tapped). sunday i enjoyed the sunshine and the mountains and was generally a happy guy fighting a hangover. i think i still sort of have a headache two days later, which signals i’m slowly turning into those people who say, ‘i’m getting to old to drink that heavily’, but you know what, fuck those people. i wear my bleary eyes like a badge of honor for a weekend successfully lived.

also saw a couple long-overdue movies while loafing on the couch — north by northwest knocked my socks off and i want to marry that main character girl. training day was great too, just not quite as masterpiece-quality as the former.

and then there’s this, a little excerpt i wanted to share from an article by david mamet i read in this crappy magazine we get for free at work. he’s mourning the lack of dramatic skill in current hollywood’s productions, and says…

once you lose their attention, you are up the creek.
this is why many would-be dramatists resort to titillation and shock. the audience can be wrenched back into a semblance of participation by violence or sex. it’s not pretty, and it’s not playwriting, but it is momentarily effective. this extortion of attention is not unlike the constant repetition of “Freedom” in a speech by a politician who has nothing to say, and much to hide.

eat that, republican party. your thinly veiled insincerity is so prevalent, you’re already an established allusion for the “cheap trick”, to be used in even the most non-political essay. advantage, mamet.


sin city – 5 stars

there’s so much to be said about this film i couldn’t dare try to say it all. the visual style (points), the involvement of the writer of the source material in the filmmaking (more points), the success in transporting a noir graphic novel to noir special-effect film (extra points) — each of these could be their own lengthy essay, and i leave those to people with more time and a more patient audience.

i’d much rather focus on how sin city hit me, sitting there on opening night, trying to digest a movie unlike anything i’d ever seen. i keep coming back to the single poster image above here that i’d been fawning over for weeks prior, and how that sums up the film experience so well — exactly what i hoped, and i still wasn’t prepared for what i saw.

the beauty of this image is the story it tells in one panel, like the best bottom right square off the page of any great comic. you have the grisly, larger-than-life male hero, the archetype this movie feasts on — even if there were actually three, and even if bruce willis’ hartigan only gets second place in the badass race. there’s no question his character, or any other in this film, is going to do some damage, and you’re raptly waiting to hear the trigger pull.

we’re not talking just any fight against city hall kind of damage either. as shown by the angle of attack here, we’re on the ground looking up with the soon-to-be-dispatched, knowing that we’re powerless, and that a brutal, violent end is near. similarly, all through the film, the violence was shocking in its graphic depiction and depraved method. this may have been the most startling thing about sin city to me, something i wasn’t prepared to see so vividly on screen. having not read the books, but being familiar with other equally violent comics (see any issue of ennis’ preacher series where bullets are fired), and even miller’s other stuff (see dark knight returns), i know how fantastically bloody the possibilities are in graphic novel format. so then on screen, after my brain adjusted to seeing such whimsically depicted blood and pain, it became part of the film’s accomplishment: to dare visualizing that same degree of imagination, and do it so accurately to the tone of its comic counterpart. as a result, the shock of seeing it on film became part of the delight, just as it does seeing that level of fantasy played out on a page. from blinding white pools of blood against a dead black floor, to the yellow puddle left by the film’s most disturbing villain, to the smile on elijah wood’s face as he sits stoically tied to a tree (the details of which i won’t spoil for you, if you haven’t seen it) — these are images a filmmaker alone probably wouldn’t have been able to force on us, but a filmmaker recreating a miller comic is thrilled to finally bring to life.

which leaves us with the gorgeous look of sin city, something that could be off-putting to non-comics readers, but i’d bet in more cases is equally mesmerizing even to those who don’t get they stylistic in-jokes of good panel framing put to digital film. just look at that poster’s treatment of harsh, cold rain on an unforgiving city. its generous helping of black painting out more than half the image. i can only speak for myself as a comic fan, but i was pulled helplessly into this world from the first look out over sin city from that balcony, josh hartnett notwithstanding. unlike sky captain (least original comparison ever, but it can’t be helped), which was amazing to behold but intentionally unreal, rodriguez managed to take an obviously unreal world and make it more hyperreal than seemingly fake. sure, there might not be alleys that dank and claustrophobic in any real city you know, but this is its own world, and in that world, you know they’re all that dark and dangerous.

okay, so it has its flaws too. maybe a car getting a little too airborn over a hill, or a silhouette being a little too contrasty for its own good here or there can take you out of that world for a split second. maybe now and then there’s a line that instead of being perfectly over the top for the character speaking it, is just past over the top and unconvincingly delivered (mickey rourke’s marv, it should be noted, NEVER has this problem — brilliant job there). maybe robert should have stuck to just adapting, directing, shooting, editing, doing effects and i don’t know, probably making sandwiches, and hired an outside person to get a better score for this thing (luckily, the music wasn’t so bad i noticed until the picture ended and the credits rolled, at which point i thought, “oh my, what mediocre music”). and then of course, there was brittany murphy, who if only her delivery could match her decolletage, might be worth her screen time.

but these are trifles. we’re talking about a fresh, experimental film that delivers visceral excitement in a whole new way, through a cast that’s to die for and a look that’s inspired and accurate to its creators. did i love this film? you’re fucking right i did.

my weekend was low key and great. saturday i got my car back to looking sexy with a car wash and some shiny new hubcaps, and kicked back with the TV (cubs win final pre-season game, illini going to the NCAA championship — I-L represent), then went out and spent the whole night in a back booth in a hollywood bar with a girl drinking beers and talking. to me, that’s a pretty unbeatable evening. and it would have been even if there hadn’t been several people that showed up to this bar in full bunny costumes, which there were, and which we never managed to get to the bottom of. however, the mystique was probably more satisfying anyway.

sunday i didn’t leave the apartment once, just watched a few movies and listened to music and read, with the sun shining in the windows. has anyone seen the film or read the book jesus’ son? i caught this on IFC and it was pretty great, so i’m wondering if the book is even better. i loved the way billy crudup’s character worded some of his inner thoughts; he had this great poetic-but-not way of describing his feelings.

also really enjoyed some time lying on my bed staring at the ceiling with M83 playing loudly in the background. i haven’t picked up the full album yet but for a pay day song taste, check out one of the singles. i saw this song on mtv2 and instantly loved it, their site has the video too.

before you ask, no, i certainly wouldn’t forget to mention that i was there on opening night friday to catch SIN CITY — of course i was! i’ve had that poster image of bruce willis looking down the barrel of that massive revolver taunting me from my computer’s desktop for over a month. and i would write a review here if i hadn’t gone on long enough already, or been unable to form an intelligent opinion beyond, “holy crap, that was cool”, so i’ll get back to you on that tomorrow. besides, if you’re cool you’ve already seen it anyway.

i had the best, most low-key, nerdy night at home last night. i got off at a decent time, came home and made dinner while watching music videos, then ate dinner while watching an episode of futurama with my roommate (directv/tivo is the best). then i really hit my geek stride when i fired up the ps2 and played my brand new copy of god of war, which i scored for free from work, for about two hours. jesus, is that game fun. i beat unholy hell out of those ancient greek zombies. then i did my dorky cool down by spending a little while reading comics, and relaxed at the end watching some batman: the animated series on dvd while eating oreos and milk. at the end there it was like a flashback to fifth grade, and it made me strangely happy.

side note: those batman dvd’s have to be one of the best gifts i’ve ever received (thank you mom/santa), but i didn’t even realize there are TWO MORE volumes already out there! that’s a total of almost 90 episodes, i.e. the bulk of the series, dude.

anyway, i’m thinking of repeating the experience tonight, because i feel like things have been crazy so far this year and i need a little bit of a lull, even if it’s just for this week. the real trick, though, will be finding some beautiful girl who finds all of the above endearingly cute and not repellantly lame.

but i won’t hold my breath.

if for some reason you were anticipating needing me tonight or tomorrow, be warned, i am on my way out for a camping trip in death valley. just for tonight — so i’ll be back to celebrate the lord’s ascendance tomorrow, thank heaven — unless the death part of that valley happens to be more literal than i had guessed.

of course, i can’t imagine anyone needing me too badly, since i spent my friday night doing nothing but drinking beers and watching tv in my living room with gino and justin. which, i would like to point out, was in no way lame or pathetic. who needs bars or clubs or friends or girls when you have maximum extreme elimination challenge?

so i think it’s time to own up to it: i have a total writer-crush on chuck klosterman. i can’t get enough of his stuff as a reader, and i wish i could be one tenth as clever and widely published as a writer.

it started innocently enough — as a result of working in the industry i do, i get lots of free magazines, and i picked up an issue of spin. stumbling upon his article “give me centrism or give me death” a few months back, i was an instant fan. partially because his style reminds me a lot of a friend of mine whose writing i love, maybe. but mostly because of the core beauty they both touch on. the writing is hilarious in a way where the more you get his references, the more you’re rewarded with his punchlines. and it all feels like you were just sitting around bullshitting with someone who knows way more about pop culture than you do, and is way better at drawing the funniest connections and analyses out of the tangled web than you could ever hope to be. all done with a voice that’s natural and hysterical at the same time.

so i started looking forward to his subsequent columns in spin, once i realized he was a regular. last month, he even did a regular column PLUS a full article on the “rock n roll holiday escape”, a cruise he covered featuring evening concerts by the rock legends REO speedwagon, styx, and journey. my favorite passage from that one:

mature concertgoers will politely sit through the new material just so they can hear “don’t stop believin'” for the 4,000th time. this is the nature of classic rock in the present tense; if you want to hear the songs you like, you have to pretend the band’s contemporary material still matters. it’s akin to sitting through a boring conversation with someone because you know you’re probably going to have sex when that person finally shuts up.

of course it took me a while to realize that hey, this guy might also be the author of some great books as well, which i could purchase and read to savor more of his brilliance. if only i wasn’t knee deep in a book already, i’d go on a little kloster-spree right now, and give my informed opinion on those too. but when i’m reading blurbs of praise from the likes of bret easton ellis and david byrne, i’m not really that worried.

plus, this gives adoring fans the opportunity to shower me with these gifts, should they want to admit their own writer-crushes on yours truly.

fallen quite behind here, but that’s what happens when you have old friends in town… you’re too busy living it up to sit around a damn laptop computer. so i’ve been out eating and drinking for most of the last week and it was delicious and fun and expensive, but hey, that’s life. plus we went to some fun bars and strolled melrose and i got beat by the slimmest possible margin at pictionary over which i am still bitter. and in the end, i was late dropping them off for their train and i still have one of their camera cases here on my desk. all the marks of a great trip though, right guys? hopefully they had fun while they were here like i did hosting them.

so the roscoe’s chicken and waffles and the dresden and all those vintage stores kept me away from my precious collapsing, so now what? well, i am not in new york like i thought i might be. slightly sad, if the trip itinerary hadn’t been compressed into red-eye monday, errands tuesday followed by another red-eye. at least this way i can feel like i only got slighted out of a pain in the ass, which is fine, instead of a chance to meet up with friends and see a new city. there will be time for that later.

let’s see, what else… how about a new party-loving pay day song to celebrate my return here and commemorate this week’s party being over? or, instead, to get looking forward to next week’s party. i mean, have you heard this lcd soundsystem cd? it’s so alive you can’t help but move. find me the man who can keep a steady chin while listening to tribulations, and i’ll pay for the coffin he must sleep in.

that is, i would if i didn’t have to spend two bills on getting cavities filled this morning. damn you, delicious soda and four years of dental negligence.

whose life is this? tonight i am in the nicest hotel room i have ever been in, or may ever be in, frankly, in dallas, texas of all places. this is my first overnight business trip. i was asked more than a dozen times in the first hour if i ‘needed anything else’. i was served tea and cake on a tray in my room shortly after checking in this evening, by a man in a tuxedo. and let’s not go into the mind-blowing steak dinner we were treated to by the people we were here to see and do business with. who am i? oh, and also i found out today that i may have to/get to go to new york for two nights next week. when did i become this kind of guy?

or wait, on a totally different page, saturday night. i’ve been to parties. themed parties with specialty drinking events (sake bombing, in this case), sure. but just because it was agreed upon beforehand, it became okay to strip down to underwear after a few rounds? because that was the theme? and then to dance all night in boxers, with girls in their underwear? and to kiss a cute girl on the dancefloor who happened to also be someone’s ex, and have said ex come up behind me and literally carry me off and dump me out the front door, my clothes back inside behind the locked door? i can’t even say i’m used to the possibility of getting to kiss a pretty girl so suddenly like that, much less there being a physical (albeit slightly comical) confrontation afterward. again, how did i become this person?

frankly, i do not care at all. in either case, i really like this person, and i want to be more like him instead of less. he should have some good stories to tell and fun times ahead, and i need to spend more time with him.

(and never mind sunday, which was actually the least out of the ordinary, but still a strangely great night out, just less of a good story. in the end, i think i’m going to focus on the week ahead, and try keeping up the good streak of surprising myself.)

fun couple days here. thursday night was a coworker’s going away party and many drinks. i dominated on several games of bar shuffleboard with my partner until we were embarrassingly defeated by our two interns. ouch. although the defeat does allow one to focus on your friends and your budweiser.

last night’s futureheads show at the henry fonda was almost as fun — very similar to their last show, only this time i knew the words and there were more people.

afterward we got two giant slices of pizza on hollywood boulevard in a little stand down the road that turned out to be a weirdo haven. halfway through eating, what we assumed was a homeless guy wiped down a few tables, presumably negotiated a few dollars for his service from the guys running the place, then took off on a motor scooter that was parked right there in the store. the whole scene was almost scary enough to make me wonder if i should even be eating the pizza i was given. but as i told joe, that’s essentially the reason i love living in a big city. adventure!

on the way to work this morning i was driving behind a truck whose license plate holder read, “warning: in case of rapture…this car will be unmanned.”

it’s strange how something can be so incredibly funny and at the same time make me so very sad.