you know, you don’t have to check out all the nice pictures i finally posted last night from our recent trip to death valley. but i had to at least share the one above with everyone, because it’s too funny to keep to myself. the fact that it’s an escalade makes it about five to seven times funnier.

also, since i’ll be on the road to SF for pay day tomorrow, i figured i’d toss up a new pay day song a day early. i’m not even really a fan of stereophonics — in fact i generally find them fairly boring. but this one song i definitely like, maybe because it’s so simple and love songy.

the only other news is that i’m semi-bitter because instead of buying an LCD soundsystem/M.I.A. ticket for the show two weeks from sunday, i bought materials to build a beer pong table, and now that i have another paycheck and tried to buy one today, it was sold out. LAME. if you have a spare i’ll pay face value plus a cheeseburger…

PARTY TROLLEY HERE I COME!

there is a lot to be excited about right now.

firstly, there are party trolleys. what does that mean? that means that my talented friend dominic is graduating with a masters in creative writing, and we are road tripping up to see him in SF this weekend. the celebration includes a saturday night adventure of bar hopping via fully alcohol-stocked trolley car around the mean streets of the city by the bay. i guarantee high levels of intoxication and hilarity and i cannot wait. pictures to come for sure.

then on the horizon (i.e. the following weekend), there is the first annual beer pong tournament of champions and summer launch barbeque. i mean, i wouldn’t have spent two hours illustrating a flyer if i weren’t brimming with enthusiasm for this idea. nor would i have constructed a specially designed table for the purpose of such an event (pictures also to come for sure). consider yourself invited, loyal readers. i just love that it’s almost may and it’s basically summer and all my friends are finishing their school entanglements and ready for fun. it’ll be time for biweekly barbequeing and beachgoing and weeknight partying any day now.

and lastly, but still primarily, i am excited to have found out that my final showdown last week in fact went very well. i heard indirectly that the right people were ‘very impressed’ and ‘think i’d be great’ and other such remarks that bring a wave of warmth and relief after a weekend of tension and nervous dreams of inadequacy. looks like i’m about to start off on career 2.0 without even having to change desks. how perfect is that?

it was jen’s birthday last night (happy 24th + love to her), so i took her out to dinner at doughboys, which was delicious as usual. got some tasty cake and caught up on the inter-social-circle gossip, which is an occasional necessity in both cases. my appetites for both were well fed.

this morning, i am building up nervousness for interview part two: cruise control. it’s like i beat the first boss battle last week and was feeling victorious, but then i just got to the next level where a bigger, more important boss awaits, who is bigger and scarier and has more special moves. i’m feeling confident because i have lots of ammo left but if i screw up then it’s game over, man. (sorry to get all gamer on you this early in the morning. nerd city.)

surprisingly though, i’m finding solace in the new kanye west single ‘diamonds’, which is totally out of character for me — radio rap tracks? on this computer? — but which i have to say i’m finding comfortingly dope. i may have to get this album, even.

wait: comfortingly dope? can i say that?

my weekend recaps are falling into this great pattern of sounding almost like nursery rhymes. “brian drank here; brian drank there; brian just drank, drank ev-ry-where…” but you know what, i’m okay with that. i think this will be the year i clearly remember a new years resolution all 12 months, that one being the ‘party unapologetically’ one.

and as a note to future brian: don’t forget the time you went home from the hot dog stand with those two 18 year old girls from finland after talking to that guy that spit fire, because that was a pretty funny way to end a night. more so when you found yourself walking 3 miles home across hollywood, drunk and alone at 4am, because their gay roommate in their 4-person, 1-bedroom apartment was pissed the cute one read his diary and was being a bitch and you didn’t have cab fare. wow.

yeah but hey, who cares about that, when you can start looking forward to this year’s mountain goats day! it’s becoming an annual holiday for me almost, and this year it’s next tuesday, april 26th. the sunset tree comes to a record store near you, and you can finally legally listen to songs like this one. before then, i swear i have no idea how you could have got hold of them.*

last up: is anyone else in LA going to this art show tonight?

*do not even begin to worry. i am certain i will buy at least 2 copies of this disc to counter any possible damage done by somehow managing to hear it early and share one track.


running with scissors – augusten burroughs – 2 stars

you know those things on amazon or b&n that say, ‘if you like _____, you’ll love _____ !!!!” every time you visit? they wouldn’t shut up about how much i’d love augusten burroughs ever since i apparently bought one david sedaris book from them once in my life (they are not the most sophistacted tastemakers). finally caving in to the pressure, i recently picked one up just to see. i like sedaris a lot, and if they’re really that similar, as every lazy reviewer of all time seems keen to point out, i figured i’d give him a chance.

well here’s the thing about sedaris. he twists a blend of his real life experience and some talent at fiction into a collection of bizarre, humorous, and well-delivered short stories. burroughs, at least in this book, does away entirely with the fiction part and merely recounts his extremely bizarre, albeit often humorous, childhood and teenage years. as a result, i found myself more uncomfortable than anything, like when you catch your crazy neighbors screaming at their kids out in the front yard. sure, it’s kind of funny, but you mostly just squirm and are glad you have the option of walking away. the weirdness is too real and immediate for you to feel much like laughing

now, having read the whole thing, i’m sort of offended by the quick comparison to sedaris, who i’m guessing is the quick go-to for a playing field of people who write about growing up gay and dysfunctional. but whereas i’d recommend visiting his funny, sometimes shocking world, i would have to say that with burroughs i’m mostly left feeling sorry for him — even if it is impressive he manages to look back with humor and turn his fucked up rearing (*ahem* excuse the pun) into a positive thing, i.e. a writing career. all the same, the crazy neighbors can be awfully funny in hindsight, and might grow up to be well-rounded people eventually, but it doesn’t make living with them much more a pleasant an experience, does it.

i. am. excited. i have an interview tomorrow, of the best kind. the kind where i sit down and talk to someone at the company i already work for, about why i would like to switch to another, better job i am more interested in at the very same company. the kind where my coworkers gave me tips on what to say, because they also want me to switch to this other, better job, because they really believe i’d be very good at it, which is flattering since i want to be just that. and the kind where i can’t possibly lose, because the very worst thing that happens is that i keep my current job, which i already love.

it’s gonna be tough, i know, but i think if i get a good night’s sleep and be my, charming, intelligent self, it will only be a matter of formality, right?

especially since i sort of already started this other, better job this week, so on top of being perfect for it, i have sort of already been doing it. so i think i should be okay. right?

whew. very full weekend. friday we engaged in minor hooliganism and hotel room trashing — those neighbors and their minibar will learn not to leave their doors propped open. i think saturday night i drank nearly a pint of whisky, not to mention the several gleaming golden cans of coors (rockies successfully tapped). sunday i enjoyed the sunshine and the mountains and was generally a happy guy fighting a hangover. i think i still sort of have a headache two days later, which signals i’m slowly turning into those people who say, ‘i’m getting to old to drink that heavily’, but you know what, fuck those people. i wear my bleary eyes like a badge of honor for a weekend successfully lived.

also saw a couple long-overdue movies while loafing on the couch — north by northwest knocked my socks off and i want to marry that main character girl. training day was great too, just not quite as masterpiece-quality as the former.

and then there’s this, a little excerpt i wanted to share from an article by david mamet i read in this crappy magazine we get for free at work. he’s mourning the lack of dramatic skill in current hollywood’s productions, and says…

once you lose their attention, you are up the creek.
this is why many would-be dramatists resort to titillation and shock. the audience can be wrenched back into a semblance of participation by violence or sex. it’s not pretty, and it’s not playwriting, but it is momentarily effective. this extortion of attention is not unlike the constant repetition of “Freedom” in a speech by a politician who has nothing to say, and much to hide.

eat that, republican party. your thinly veiled insincerity is so prevalent, you’re already an established allusion for the “cheap trick”, to be used in even the most non-political essay. advantage, mamet.


sin city – 5 stars

there’s so much to be said about this film i couldn’t dare try to say it all. the visual style (points), the involvement of the writer of the source material in the filmmaking (more points), the success in transporting a noir graphic novel to noir special-effect film (extra points) — each of these could be their own lengthy essay, and i leave those to people with more time and a more patient audience.

i’d much rather focus on how sin city hit me, sitting there on opening night, trying to digest a movie unlike anything i’d ever seen. i keep coming back to the single poster image above here that i’d been fawning over for weeks prior, and how that sums up the film experience so well — exactly what i hoped, and i still wasn’t prepared for what i saw.

the beauty of this image is the story it tells in one panel, like the best bottom right square off the page of any great comic. you have the grisly, larger-than-life male hero, the archetype this movie feasts on — even if there were actually three, and even if bruce willis’ hartigan only gets second place in the badass race. there’s no question his character, or any other in this film, is going to do some damage, and you’re raptly waiting to hear the trigger pull.

we’re not talking just any fight against city hall kind of damage either. as shown by the angle of attack here, we’re on the ground looking up with the soon-to-be-dispatched, knowing that we’re powerless, and that a brutal, violent end is near. similarly, all through the film, the violence was shocking in its graphic depiction and depraved method. this may have been the most startling thing about sin city to me, something i wasn’t prepared to see so vividly on screen. having not read the books, but being familiar with other equally violent comics (see any issue of ennis’ preacher series where bullets are fired), and even miller’s other stuff (see dark knight returns), i know how fantastically bloody the possibilities are in graphic novel format. so then on screen, after my brain adjusted to seeing such whimsically depicted blood and pain, it became part of the film’s accomplishment: to dare visualizing that same degree of imagination, and do it so accurately to the tone of its comic counterpart. as a result, the shock of seeing it on film became part of the delight, just as it does seeing that level of fantasy played out on a page. from blinding white pools of blood against a dead black floor, to the yellow puddle left by the film’s most disturbing villain, to the smile on elijah wood’s face as he sits stoically tied to a tree (the details of which i won’t spoil for you, if you haven’t seen it) — these are images a filmmaker alone probably wouldn’t have been able to force on us, but a filmmaker recreating a miller comic is thrilled to finally bring to life.

which leaves us with the gorgeous look of sin city, something that could be off-putting to non-comics readers, but i’d bet in more cases is equally mesmerizing even to those who don’t get they stylistic in-jokes of good panel framing put to digital film. just look at that poster’s treatment of harsh, cold rain on an unforgiving city. its generous helping of black painting out more than half the image. i can only speak for myself as a comic fan, but i was pulled helplessly into this world from the first look out over sin city from that balcony, josh hartnett notwithstanding. unlike sky captain (least original comparison ever, but it can’t be helped), which was amazing to behold but intentionally unreal, rodriguez managed to take an obviously unreal world and make it more hyperreal than seemingly fake. sure, there might not be alleys that dank and claustrophobic in any real city you know, but this is its own world, and in that world, you know they’re all that dark and dangerous.

okay, so it has its flaws too. maybe a car getting a little too airborn over a hill, or a silhouette being a little too contrasty for its own good here or there can take you out of that world for a split second. maybe now and then there’s a line that instead of being perfectly over the top for the character speaking it, is just past over the top and unconvincingly delivered (mickey rourke’s marv, it should be noted, NEVER has this problem — brilliant job there). maybe robert should have stuck to just adapting, directing, shooting, editing, doing effects and i don’t know, probably making sandwiches, and hired an outside person to get a better score for this thing (luckily, the music wasn’t so bad i noticed until the picture ended and the credits rolled, at which point i thought, “oh my, what mediocre music”). and then of course, there was brittany murphy, who if only her delivery could match her decolletage, might be worth her screen time.

but these are trifles. we’re talking about a fresh, experimental film that delivers visceral excitement in a whole new way, through a cast that’s to die for and a look that’s inspired and accurate to its creators. did i love this film? you’re fucking right i did.

my weekend was low key and great. saturday i got my car back to looking sexy with a car wash and some shiny new hubcaps, and kicked back with the TV (cubs win final pre-season game, illini going to the NCAA championship — I-L represent), then went out and spent the whole night in a back booth in a hollywood bar with a girl drinking beers and talking. to me, that’s a pretty unbeatable evening. and it would have been even if there hadn’t been several people that showed up to this bar in full bunny costumes, which there were, and which we never managed to get to the bottom of. however, the mystique was probably more satisfying anyway.

sunday i didn’t leave the apartment once, just watched a few movies and listened to music and read, with the sun shining in the windows. has anyone seen the film or read the book jesus’ son? i caught this on IFC and it was pretty great, so i’m wondering if the book is even better. i loved the way billy crudup’s character worded some of his inner thoughts; he had this great poetic-but-not way of describing his feelings.

also really enjoyed some time lying on my bed staring at the ceiling with M83 playing loudly in the background. i haven’t picked up the full album yet but for a pay day song taste, check out one of the singles. i saw this song on mtv2 and instantly loved it, their site has the video too.

before you ask, no, i certainly wouldn’t forget to mention that i was there on opening night friday to catch SIN CITY — of course i was! i’ve had that poster image of bruce willis looking down the barrel of that massive revolver taunting me from my computer’s desktop for over a month. and i would write a review here if i hadn’t gone on long enough already, or been unable to form an intelligent opinion beyond, “holy crap, that was cool”, so i’ll get back to you on that tomorrow. besides, if you’re cool you’ve already seen it anyway.

i had the best, most low-key, nerdy night at home last night. i got off at a decent time, came home and made dinner while watching music videos, then ate dinner while watching an episode of futurama with my roommate (directv/tivo is the best). then i really hit my geek stride when i fired up the ps2 and played my brand new copy of god of war, which i scored for free from work, for about two hours. jesus, is that game fun. i beat unholy hell out of those ancient greek zombies. then i did my dorky cool down by spending a little while reading comics, and relaxed at the end watching some batman: the animated series on dvd while eating oreos and milk. at the end there it was like a flashback to fifth grade, and it made me strangely happy.

side note: those batman dvd’s have to be one of the best gifts i’ve ever received (thank you mom/santa), but i didn’t even realize there are TWO MORE volumes already out there! that’s a total of almost 90 episodes, i.e. the bulk of the series, dude.

anyway, i’m thinking of repeating the experience tonight, because i feel like things have been crazy so far this year and i need a little bit of a lull, even if it’s just for this week. the real trick, though, will be finding some beautiful girl who finds all of the above endearingly cute and not repellantly lame.

but i won’t hold my breath.