this madness, it just doesn’t stop does it. yeah, it’s thursday and i’m off to vegas basically as soon as i get off work this evening for a whirlwind night of gambling and drinking, this time with the added bonus of seeing my brother, recently home safe from marine service in iraq. i’m super happy for him and also quite happy that he gave me an excuse to visit sin city for a night.

i think after this though i need to take the rest of the month off. i’m going to wear myself out and break myself financially with all these elaborate trips and parties and assorted brouhahas. not that i won’t be the same party guy, oh no; i just need to deflect some costs and maybe tone it down a bit.

wait, i just read that last paragraph and i sound way lame. nevermind, party on.

the beer pong tournament of champions and summer kickoff barbeque was a success in every sense of the word, saving the fact that my roommate and i were destroyed not once but twice and did not advance a single round. all the same, we regard our team name of ‘beer today, pong tomorrow’ as one of the better of the day.

the party though, oh my did it rule. piles of food, two kegs of beer cashed over the course of the 12 or so hours of partying (2pm to 2am — now that’s an event)… needless to say we are already looking for the best time to hold the next one. i’m in the process of collecting pictures to post highlights, so hold out a few more days and you can admire the craftsmanship of my custom table, as well as the finesse of all the fine players that showed up to show down; or at least a bunch of drunks grinning at the camera on my roof.

i know it’s the ‘hard rock’ cafe and all, but it is layed out like a restaurant, not a club. and it’s also at universal studios citywalk, one of the cheesiest places in southern california. and the sound is downright terrible. so why, when you really think about it, would they decide to have a battle of the bands at this place on a wednesday night? to sell more bud light and french fries, i guess. screw those profiteers though, i just went to see and vote for my buddies in augustus, who put on a good show despite the obstacles. can’t wait to see them somewhere where i can hear all four band members at once actually mixed properly.

also, i bumped into a coworker/friend yesterday (the elusive title that allows for out-of-work socializing on occasion), whom i hadn’t spoken to in a month or so, and gave her the rundown on things. after telling her about all my fun adventures she asked, ‘are you still seeing that girl?’ to which i was forced to stop in my tracks and admit, ‘well, no. there are no girls in the picture right now. not at all.’ kinda makes you wonder if maybe i’m orchestrating all these wacky adventures to keep from being stuck home with a dull moment in which to face my loneliness, doesn’t it?

oh but that can’t be. i’m perfectly happy alternating nights between books and beers, for now anyway. all is not lost though: i do have a crush on the cute girl with glasses and a pink sweater from the most recent starbucks frappuccino commercial, in which she gets all doe-eyed and starts mistaking everyone for a mildly attractive guy singing to her, who i’m almost sure i am cooler than. maybe she lives in LA and would like to come play beer pong with us! if so, my lovely bespectacled princess, you are more than invited and you could even humorously name your team ‘double shot’. how adorable.

[update: if anyone finds out about this girl or even a good picture (some people have already started coming here via google in search of info on her too!), please do share.]

holy crap i want to do a party trolley every weekend now. that was possibly the weekend to beat for 2005 so far. i had no idea where i was for about a half hour in there somewhere, and i almost lost my voice the next day from all our drunken yelling at passersby while waving beers from the roving trolley car. the guy even drove the wrong way up a one way street for a block — now that’s a mobile party if i’ve ever seen one. if i get pictures up anywhere soon i’ll let you take a peak.

now i’m all about thinking up a clever name for our beer pong team at this saturday’s tournament… suggestions are appreciated, with extra points awarded for anything incorporating puns on beer-pong-related terms. we have a couple good ones so far but as the hosts we owe it to ourselves and everyone else to have the coolest name.

oh and not to forget the guy behind the trolley (and actually not discuss my drinking habits for once), dominic’s reading friday night was great. he knocked the other kids out of the running for sure and i can’t wait to read the full piece. even his teachers and fellow students love that guy, which makes me feel lucky to be a recipient of a copy of the whole novel. so thanks go to him for hosting the big party and congrats go to him for being such a kickass dude.

you know, you don’t have to check out all the nice pictures i finally posted last night from our recent trip to death valley. but i had to at least share the one above with everyone, because it’s too funny to keep to myself. the fact that it’s an escalade makes it about five to seven times funnier.

also, since i’ll be on the road to SF for pay day tomorrow, i figured i’d toss up a new pay day song a day early. i’m not even really a fan of stereophonics — in fact i generally find them fairly boring. but this one song i definitely like, maybe because it’s so simple and love songy.

the only other news is that i’m semi-bitter because instead of buying an LCD soundsystem/M.I.A. ticket for the show two weeks from sunday, i bought materials to build a beer pong table, and now that i have another paycheck and tried to buy one today, it was sold out. LAME. if you have a spare i’ll pay face value plus a cheeseburger…

PARTY TROLLEY HERE I COME!

there is a lot to be excited about right now.

firstly, there are party trolleys. what does that mean? that means that my talented friend dominic is graduating with a masters in creative writing, and we are road tripping up to see him in SF this weekend. the celebration includes a saturday night adventure of bar hopping via fully alcohol-stocked trolley car around the mean streets of the city by the bay. i guarantee high levels of intoxication and hilarity and i cannot wait. pictures to come for sure.

then on the horizon (i.e. the following weekend), there is the first annual beer pong tournament of champions and summer launch barbeque. i mean, i wouldn’t have spent two hours illustrating a flyer if i weren’t brimming with enthusiasm for this idea. nor would i have constructed a specially designed table for the purpose of such an event (pictures also to come for sure). consider yourself invited, loyal readers. i just love that it’s almost may and it’s basically summer and all my friends are finishing their school entanglements and ready for fun. it’ll be time for biweekly barbequeing and beachgoing and weeknight partying any day now.

and lastly, but still primarily, i am excited to have found out that my final showdown last week in fact went very well. i heard indirectly that the right people were ‘very impressed’ and ‘think i’d be great’ and other such remarks that bring a wave of warmth and relief after a weekend of tension and nervous dreams of inadequacy. looks like i’m about to start off on career 2.0 without even having to change desks. how perfect is that?

it was jen’s birthday last night (happy 24th + love to her), so i took her out to dinner at doughboys, which was delicious as usual. got some tasty cake and caught up on the inter-social-circle gossip, which is an occasional necessity in both cases. my appetites for both were well fed.

this morning, i am building up nervousness for interview part two: cruise control. it’s like i beat the first boss battle last week and was feeling victorious, but then i just got to the next level where a bigger, more important boss awaits, who is bigger and scarier and has more special moves. i’m feeling confident because i have lots of ammo left but if i screw up then it’s game over, man. (sorry to get all gamer on you this early in the morning. nerd city.)

surprisingly though, i’m finding solace in the new kanye west single ‘diamonds’, which is totally out of character for me — radio rap tracks? on this computer? — but which i have to say i’m finding comfortingly dope. i may have to get this album, even.

wait: comfortingly dope? can i say that?

my weekend recaps are falling into this great pattern of sounding almost like nursery rhymes. “brian drank here; brian drank there; brian just drank, drank ev-ry-where…” but you know what, i’m okay with that. i think this will be the year i clearly remember a new years resolution all 12 months, that one being the ‘party unapologetically’ one.

and as a note to future brian: don’t forget the time you went home from the hot dog stand with those two 18 year old girls from finland after talking to that guy that spit fire, because that was a pretty funny way to end a night. more so when you found yourself walking 3 miles home across hollywood, drunk and alone at 4am, because their gay roommate in their 4-person, 1-bedroom apartment was pissed the cute one read his diary and was being a bitch and you didn’t have cab fare. wow.

yeah but hey, who cares about that, when you can start looking forward to this year’s mountain goats day! it’s becoming an annual holiday for me almost, and this year it’s next tuesday, april 26th. the sunset tree comes to a record store near you, and you can finally legally listen to songs like this one. before then, i swear i have no idea how you could have got hold of them.*

last up: is anyone else in LA going to this art show tonight?

*do not even begin to worry. i am certain i will buy at least 2 copies of this disc to counter any possible damage done by somehow managing to hear it early and share one track.


running with scissors – augusten burroughs – 2 stars

you know those things on amazon or b&n that say, ‘if you like _____, you’ll love _____ !!!!” every time you visit? they wouldn’t shut up about how much i’d love augusten burroughs ever since i apparently bought one david sedaris book from them once in my life (they are not the most sophistacted tastemakers). finally caving in to the pressure, i recently picked one up just to see. i like sedaris a lot, and if they’re really that similar, as every lazy reviewer of all time seems keen to point out, i figured i’d give him a chance.

well here’s the thing about sedaris. he twists a blend of his real life experience and some talent at fiction into a collection of bizarre, humorous, and well-delivered short stories. burroughs, at least in this book, does away entirely with the fiction part and merely recounts his extremely bizarre, albeit often humorous, childhood and teenage years. as a result, i found myself more uncomfortable than anything, like when you catch your crazy neighbors screaming at their kids out in the front yard. sure, it’s kind of funny, but you mostly just squirm and are glad you have the option of walking away. the weirdness is too real and immediate for you to feel much like laughing

now, having read the whole thing, i’m sort of offended by the quick comparison to sedaris, who i’m guessing is the quick go-to for a playing field of people who write about growing up gay and dysfunctional. but whereas i’d recommend visiting his funny, sometimes shocking world, i would have to say that with burroughs i’m mostly left feeling sorry for him — even if it is impressive he manages to look back with humor and turn his fucked up rearing (*ahem* excuse the pun) into a positive thing, i.e. a writing career. all the same, the crazy neighbors can be awfully funny in hindsight, and might grow up to be well-rounded people eventually, but it doesn’t make living with them much more a pleasant an experience, does it.

i. am. excited. i have an interview tomorrow, of the best kind. the kind where i sit down and talk to someone at the company i already work for, about why i would like to switch to another, better job i am more interested in at the very same company. the kind where my coworkers gave me tips on what to say, because they also want me to switch to this other, better job, because they really believe i’d be very good at it, which is flattering since i want to be just that. and the kind where i can’t possibly lose, because the very worst thing that happens is that i keep my current job, which i already love.

it’s gonna be tough, i know, but i think if i get a good night’s sleep and be my, charming, intelligent self, it will only be a matter of formality, right?

especially since i sort of already started this other, better job this week, so on top of being perfect for it, i have sort of already been doing it. so i think i should be okay. right?