that saying about things staying in vegas is kinda pointless if you ask me. isn’t the reason you do crazy shit in an indulgent environment so that you can brag about it afterward? sure, it might not be smart to record them all to print on a publicly available (and search engine indexable) forum, but boy were there fun times last week. for my own memory though i will jot down some notes to be fondly recalled later, only in super secret code so no one else can understand.

rmmbr whn yr bss bght y tht lpdnc nd ths tqla shts? nd whn y gt bck t th htl nd GV a lpdnc t yr fml cwrkr? hly sht tht ws fnny.

but more importantly i think i made about a hundred bucks playing cheap roulette tables and drinking free beers. do i know how to do it or what?

other funny things since last i wrote:
— shaun of the dead and stella. both utterly ingenious, i have to say.
— a kite at the beach in the form of a paratrooper with a little plastic man hanging from it.
— a topless fat guy in purple shorts jogging.
— josh’s story about his two-hour battle versus an army of fed-ex customer service representatives. he lost.
— this guy dancing to clap your hands say yeah. so going to be me when they come in october.
— this story about scott stapp from creed getting his ass totally played by a bunch of funny college students.

(credit for both those last two go to james, who just started an mp3 blog and who is also radical. now i’m going to check out his radical mp3’s.