if for some reason you were anticipating needing me tonight or tomorrow, be warned, i am on my way out for a camping trip in death valley. just for tonight — so i’ll be back to celebrate the lord’s ascendance tomorrow, thank heaven — unless the death part of that valley happens to be more literal than i had guessed.

of course, i can’t imagine anyone needing me too badly, since i spent my friday night doing nothing but drinking beers and watching tv in my living room with gino and justin. which, i would like to point out, was in no way lame or pathetic. who needs bars or clubs or friends or girls when you have maximum extreme elimination challenge?