did i happen to mention my birthday is a week from saturday? oh no? well guess what? that’s right, you are absolutely free to send gifts in the form of electronic gift certificates, cash donations, physical packaged presents (email if you need an address to send the strippers to). and i guess i’d accept just plain birthday notes as well. but if you’re only excuse is not being able to think of anything there’s a gift box of suggestions in the sidebar on the right. let’s see if we can’t make 23 the best year yet, eh? those resolutions might help, and as it turns out i might be going out with two different girls two nights this week. both at least slightly older than me. one a coworker. and it’s only week 3 of 52 — not bad for an old dog, eh? well i guess we’ll see afterward. i’ll let you know. in the meantime, let’s get one step closer to kissing last year goodbye with part three of best of 2003…