buying a really expensive television is pretty lavish, but to be fully bling bling, you have to take a limo to go buy a really expensive television.

at least, that’s the only way i can think of to explain why there was a limosine parked in front of the circuit city i stopped in this afternoon.

do limos have really stretched out trunks then too? if your car can hold 8 passengers wouldn’t your trunk need to accomodate them as well?

actually who cares about that. i was just picturing one of those stupid looking stretch escalades. those are awful. the only way an SUV limosine would be cool is if two guys on motorcycles busted out the back like it was an episode of fastlane or something.

[now hearing this: spoon – ‘take a walk’.]