turning 22 isn’t something you get really super excited about, or look forward to for a long time leading up to it, but all the same i guess it has to happen at some point, and when it does, you might as well get two kegs of beer to make it a special day.

so while i start work on that commemoration, you can feel free to send me gifts or gobs of money (preferably in bags with dollar signs on them). or, you can drop by our big double-birthday party tonight, and shower me with presents that way. anyone who is reading this is obviously welcome.

[now hearing this: slow reader – (self titled).]