so it begins. welcome to my blog! if you’re reading this, you’ve found me out, i’m here to stay. if you plan on returning, thanks again. for a limited time, email me if you’ve read this, and i’ll send you a roll of pez candy. while supplies last.

this is not a joke. it’s a ploy for readership. plus, if you have your own blog, and i read it and like it, i’ll send an extra pez. if you can tell me where the title to this blog comes from, i’ll send an extra pez. and if you’re bob from hey mercedes, whose blog i already read all the time, you can have as much pez as you want.

more soon.