i’m at work flipping through an ‘urban’ magazine doing research for one of my boss types, and i see an ad with the line, “including the hit single, ‘no panties’ featuring [some singer]…” and after the initial “jesus”, i actually start to worry, because the world is full of people that wouldn’t react that way, but instead with a “daaaaamn” or a “yee-ah”.

that’s why i have a hard time playing with others.