a few questions:

–is this not the worst thing you’ve ever seen?

(answer: yes, if you’re me. i had to look over this site for business communications class. look at that domain name. ugh. (shudder) i hope my professor assigned that as a joke).

–why does malcolm in the middle make me want to commit grievous acts of violence?

(answer: i can’t put my finger on it, and i’ve only seen one episode i think, but just seeing the commercials that always air during the simpsons make me want to weep and/or unleash my rage on its producers).

–why didn’t anyone tell me the state of the union was tonight?

(answer: i guess it’s no one else’s duty to keep me informed about the world at large. but i was oblivious until we talked about it in comm. class today. i feel so out of the loop. is there going to be some sort of mocking coverage on comedy central? otherwise i guess i don’t really care).

–is it even possible to win that first game of blitzball in final fantasay X?

(answer: i am a dork).

–so brian, what do you think of gulliver’s travels?

(answer: i don’t know, let me go find out right now).

–isn’t your outstanding radio show on tonight at 7pm pacific time?

(answer: why yes it is, are you going to listen? are you a fan? if you are, i have even more questions for you because it’s not very good; but i’ll ask those in a more appropriate forum and thanks for listening anyway).

–more root beer sir?

(answer: yes please).