why hello there late 20’s, nice to meet you! what’s that? oh you’re so funny. you know, based on first impressions, and i hope you take this as a compliment, you remind me a lot of my old friend mid 20’s, except with a little more confidence and wisdom. i know we’ll be spending a lot of time together over the next few years, and i can already tell we’re going to get along just fine. it’s so exciting to make new friends.

and yes, if you’re up for some fun — which i think by the look in your eye you usually are — you should definitely come along to our big birthday party tomorrow night! it’s gonna be crazy good times. the bar even has us blocked out as a private party on their calendar. how important and awesome does that make us?