what’s lamer than wearing the band shirt of the band you’re going to see that night?** how about wearing the shirt of a restaurant you like while going in to said restaurant to order lunch.

we saw a guy with the bright yellow zankou chicken shirt come in to the west LA location while eating there today, and thought, ‘no way. he HAS to work here. he can’t be that lame.’ and we were WRONG! he just ordered food, ignoring the fact that his outfit was the mirror image of the people taking his order! what a douche!

sure, there may be a small chance he did in fact work there but was not working at that exact moment, but that doesn’t make a very good story, now does it.

** except maybe in the rare scenario where it’s an old/reuniting band and you have a legitimate shirt you got at another show, like, 15 years ago, and you’re showing you’ve supported them from waaaaaaaay back in the day and never lost the love. and even then, it better be a pretty badass vintage shirt and totally authentic, otherwise it might even be worse.