a bit slow at work today so i’m prowling the internet for inspiration and info. clicked NY times of course, because you have to, and was greeted with a lead headline proclaiming:

RUMSFELD FACES GROWING REVOLT BY RETARD GENERALS

and i almost yelled out in laughter at the mental image of such a revolt by a horde of very slow-moving, formally-dressed generals who have overcome their disability.

but it said, “retired”, not “retard”, so i caught myself and just realized i’m stupid.