so that i might not ever forget this evening (though i know joe will not), the funniest night out to a bar in a long while went down last friday. not because we were generally in high spirits, or because it was diane’s birthday. pretty much entirely because our (straight) friend joe has the lead acting role in a small feature film in which he plays a role as a gay male, featuring full frontal nudity no less. then made the mistake of inviting us all to the premiere this weekend. things quickly descended after i suggested that at the moment of truth, i would yell out ‘BALLS!’ in surprise as loud as i could; soon after the film came to be referred to as ‘joe’s balls movie’ (apostrophe placement in question: joe’s balls’ movie? as if they’re the centerpiece?). i swear i have never heard a group that was half female make so many genital jokes in a span of half an hour.

a few other funny things i have been considering:

are there going to be a glut of black metal bands (and possibly horror films) all vying for release on 06/06/06, hoping the dark lord will bless them with spectacular numbers, or at least a throne in the underworld, for showing their dedication?

this one is only funny for those who have seen the film, but after watching it over christmas break i thought that if i had wicked flash animation skills i would totally make a spoof short entitled CSI: Rashomon and find out what the fuck really happened instead of watching a bunch of people cry about it.