last night’s grocery store challenge: is that a woman with a moustache and a bad dye job, or a man with a wig and bad fake breasts? of course a real genius would not think about it and just walk quickly away before your appetite for the delicious deli sandwich you bought is totally ruined.

so it looks like tonight after a few quick birthday beers to honor a coworker, i will be going home to rock out with this, which i picked up during lunch today after obsessing about it all weekend. tell me that playing this thing in your living room along to ‘more than a feeling’ (among others) does not sound like a shitload of fun.

and no, i am not gay.

this shit looks AWESOME.